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 | tj I swear the latest batch of Reese's cups are smaller than they used to be. Someone'll pay. And the only currency I accept is boots to asses. 2:31 PM Dec 3rd from twitterrific |
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 | sbergus The weather during winter may be cold and crappy, but the existence of clementines totally makes it worthwhile. 12:05 PM Dec 3rd from web |
 | wryredhead "And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime. The greatest gift we'll give to them is INCREDIBLY ETHNOCENTRIC OFFENSIVE LYRICS" 9:49 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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 | indefensible I'll let you in on a little secret. Being hungover on Tuesday morning makes you feel like you got away with murder. Also, I killed someone. 1:36 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck |
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 | fireland Dear Abby, my wife says I should wear a tux to the opera. I say she should wear a tux in hell forever. 1) Who's right? 2) Oh my god call 911 4:12 PM Nov 24th from web |
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