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@marenhogan Just let it dry for a few days. It'll work again. I dropped mine in the toilet. Works fine now. Just smells funny. |
@phyllisstein http://twitpic.com/v1tr - You sir, WIN. |
I just spilled hot 'n sour soup all over my desk. Well don't just stand there! Help me lick it up! |
I guess Christmas is coming. Do we really have to anthropomorphize EVERYTHING? |
@tylerball Sorry for the ambiguity. 8 individual. Was because on some girls I was only able to grab one. Fact remains, THEY ALL LIKED IT. |
I'm home. Washing this day down with shots of Absinthe. |
@printartist Will you be livetweeting? |
"I love doing retarded spontaneous things that could potentially result in disaster." -- Me, just before leaving this evening. |
@Lilykily Just as soon as I steal your Christmas. |
Traffic finally let up. I want to skullfuck Iowa right now. |
@InsoOutso Sorry to hear, man. Hope he pulls through. |
I just filled a travel mug with urine. Thought you'd like to know. #traffic_jam |
@lindstifa Er, insert "drive" in that last tweet. Too frustrated to construct sentences. |
@lindstifa OMG you are not kidding. People apparently forget how to fucking at the sight of snow. STILL sitting still on I-80. |
@twoname Keep drivin', brother. You'll get here eventually. |
Now that I think about it, I don't want to fuck with Karma, so I really do hope everyone's ok. Lot of ambulances going by. Not looking good. |
@TBMimsTheThird I saw the banana water tower. You're right, it WAS mocking me! |
Accident on I-80 40 miles w of Des Moines. Traffic is completely stopped. I hope the people are ok and all, but they are delaying Festivus! |
@TBMimsTheThird Underdressed, driving my sketchy Miny cross-state in 0 degree weather, I am anything but bored. |
