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What the front half of our house currently lacks in heat, it makes up for in HVAC guy body odor. |
Expecting an influx of followers from the coveted Chicago Public Radio/Tweep demo. I can feel my brand growing. Wait, that's something else. |
@kellydeal I, Rod Knowlton aka @toldorknown (available to CPR listeners at http://twitter.com/toldorknown) have no idea what you might mean. |
@bcompton Never attribute to niceness that which can be explained by an unhealthy obsession with Chevy Citations and their owners. |
It's only 1/12034, but the non-zero chance The Hampsterdance Song [Club Mix] could play while laborers are here is like a gun to my temple. |
@EntropyAS Yeah, that. That's what I got in my eyes. |
Stupid Stackhouse Filibuster.
What?
No, I'm not crying.
I just got something in my eye.
Eyes. |
Dear Sears Online: The amount of email you've sent me since I bought that xeroxed manual for a 20 year old micro-convection oven is creepy. |
http://twitpic.com/rj6y - @weselec That awesome bit of music happens to play as Chance the gardener ventures out into the world in Being ...... |
I suffer from the same DM related panic attacks as @bcompton (http://twitter.com/bcompton...)
I propose we call them DMentia. |
@girlmonkey The icing on a cupcake, know what I mean? |
@tj I have the Walnut Creek CDROM of Slackware 3.0 if you need it. Has both kernel 1.2.13 and 1.3.1! #geek |
WHY IS NOBODY ON THIS CONFERENCE CALL ACKNOWLEDGING MY INPUT?
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What? Mute button?
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Never mind. |
A 100% Flash site dedicated to promoting the stylish use of Bluetooth headsets? It's Douchetopia! http://is.gd/aTxy |
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@lefauxfrog For just a second, I read "pet boarding" and thought of an interrogation subject with their head in a tank full of pets. |
@Hello_Nurse Could have been worse: http://tinyurl.com/57lwpl |
@texburgher Your tweet just had bad timing, considering the NPR series on forced Whopper circumcision earlier this month. |
Denali summit weather conditions have not materialized.
Looks like I swallowed that thermal radio pill for nothing.
http://is.gd/aRET |
@johnroderick That's all normal. Soon you will start having the urge to shout "CITATION NEEDED" at talking heads. Resist it as best you can. |
