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Oh, like you've never had a Muppet Movie emergency at 11:15 on a Sunday night. |
Just left @thespouse an irate voicemail about his responsibility to organize the DVDs so that I can find The Muppet Movie when I need it. |
@alliegee, @MitchO, @ianschwartz Perhaps a multi-state egg cream taste test tour is in order? I think that's the only way. |
@MitchO Oh jeez. Do not tempt me. You ARE out to kill me, now it is confirmed. |
@MitchO Way ahead of you. |
Today I bought Mallomars and Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray celery soda. What a desperate wannabe New Yorker. |
Hairs cut. Head as flattered as can reasonably be expected. (Note: "flattered" =/= "flattened." I don't need outside assistance for that.) |
Boss claims peanut M&MS were unavailable. I suspect she just wanted to knock me off my high horse. No better tool for that than Goobers. |
I have sent my boss to fetch me peanut M&Ms. For that is how I roll on Friday afternoons. |
@ianschwartz If my head is striking you or inflicting any other kind of violence on you without my knowledge, that is decidedly not normal. |
Getting a haircut tonight. Haircuts always make me anxious. I think I have a particularly difficult-to-flatter head. |
@alliegee Exactly! A little paint on the headstock over the logo and no one's the wiser. |
Why does this exist? It looks far more awesome that it has any right to be. http://tinyurl.com/6naz8m |
@alliegee Oooh, I like it. It's nicely gimmicky without being obviously so. |
Apparently today is the day I changed my name to Christina without noticing. |
@paulandstorm, @jonathancoulton Ooh, can we re-record and switch parts? I've been working on my "bearded" voice. |
Just taught my co-worker a valuable lesson about the subtle difference between sudoku and seppuku. |
Today my boss gave me a task that she said had my name written all over it. I didn't realize my name was Monotonous McMindnumbing. |
@paulandstorm (Revealing how far behind I am on your podcast) Do you still need a Jaffa Cakes hookup? |
@fnnrqwin Holy crap, I spent most of today thinking about bearclaws. It's some sort of transcontinental mind-meld! |
