just accidentally bought a vegan cookie and now my day is ruined. that shit needs to be more clearly marked. 10:49 AM Dec 8th from web |
wonders if he dreams more while sleeping on his right or left side. 1:44 PM Dec 1st from web |
is thankful for religion, without which we would only have to worry about death, disease, and human nature. 10:01 AM Nov 28th from web |
just discovered peanut butter m&m's and now has the feeling that 2009 is going to be an unhealthy year. 12:03 PM Nov 25th from web |
has no hot water. turns out that once you get used to a freezing cold shower, that shit is refreshing. wow am I refreshed. 3:10 PM Nov 15th from web |
feels that in the end, mccain is dry and crispy, while obama is moist and chewy. 7:19 PM Nov 3rd from web |
asked a confused patient today, in an attempt to assess his orientation, who the candidates are in the upcoming election: "Obama and Bush!" 2:26 AM Oct 29th from web |
asks, what is the point of a meal not followed by a chewy chocolate chip cookie? 6:58 PM Oct 19th from web |
wants to remind everyone that october is breast awareness month. 7:40 AM Oct 11th from web |
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just read that there is no walker and no path, only walking. what the fuck does that mean? 12:26 AM Sep 22nd from txt |
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just showed up for jury duty. apparently he isn't just sitting around, he's performing a vital service within our justice system. 5:58 AM Sep 17th from web |
suggests that if you would like to make some money, buy something and then sell it for a higher price. 9:53 AM Sep 15th from web |
enjoys camping, but *loves* overpriced camping equipment. Camping to him is mostly an excuse to use overpriced camping equipment. 10:30 AM Sep 3rd from web |
only now appreciates, having moved to new york city, that the root of vacation is vacate. 3:11 PM Aug 28th from web |
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likes being up early. unfortunately does not like waking up early. 2:34 PM Jul 29th from web |
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wishes he could feel the way he does when he dreams he is flying, while he is awake. 4:38 PM Jul 14th from web |