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just accidentally bought a vegan cookie and now my day is ruined. that shit needs to be more clearly marked. |
wonders if he dreams more while sleeping on his right or left side. |
is thankful for religion, without which we would only have to worry about death, disease, and human nature. |
just discovered peanut butter m&m's and now has the feeling that 2009 is going to be an unhealthy year. |
has no hot water. turns out that once you get used to a freezing cold shower, that shit is refreshing. wow am I refreshed. |
feels that in the end, mccain is dry and crispy, while obama is moist and chewy. |
asked a confused patient today, in an attempt to assess his orientation, who the candidates are in the upcoming election: "Obama and Bush!" |
asks, what is the point of a meal not followed by a chewy chocolate chip cookie? |
wants to remind everyone that october is breast awareness month. |
wonders who is more likely to make it through his presidential term alive, McCain or Obama? [http://tinyurl.com/4y9owj] |
just read that there is no walker and no path, only walking. what the fuck does that mean? |
just found his first gray. gulp. |
just showed up for jury duty. apparently he isn't just sitting around, he's performing a vital service within our justice system. |
suggests that if you would like to make some money, buy something and then sell it for a higher price. |
enjoys camping, but *loves* overpriced camping equipment. Camping to him is mostly an excuse to use overpriced camping equipment. |
only now appreciates, having moved to new york city, that the root of vacation is vacate. |
is reading the cliffs notes to the bible. |
likes being up early. unfortunately does not like waking up early. |
sı ǝpısdn uʍop. |
wishes he could feel the way he does when he dreams he is flying, while he is awake. |
