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Just spent 7 hours fighting off raccoons that were trying to infiltrate my home. Shotguns are really effective. At castrating them. |
Discovered that the scratching on my window was a raccoon. They're back. Angrier than ever. |
Wondering what that noise was. I heard scratching on my window. And I'm on the second floor. Very peculiar. Time to investigate. |
@MyPinkElephants Hey, remember that time I called you a slutbag whoreface? Yeah, I do too. That was fun. Did you cry? I hope so! |
@NutCheese I'm always thinking of you because I'm still trying to think of a way to convert you. |
Wondering why I always want to write fake illegal activities on here, but at the last minute, I don't because I'm scared of THE LAW. |
@cocojoe Well, I guess it's time to dye my hair grey then. You'll be all mine soon enough. *stares at you with dead-looking eyes* |
@catrific Breathe. Things will be okay. Go cry on Zak's shoulder. He'll console you. If not, punch his face in. Oh! And say it was from me. |
Currently thinking of you. Yes. YOU. Y-O-U. The person reading this. Now let's cyber, k? :D |
Editing a new video. What was supposed to be 3 minutes turned into something longer. I wish something else of mine was a lot longer too. : ( |
Preparing for TWK 3.0. |
Staring out my window and into my neighbour's. Mmmmm. I wonder what she's gonna do with all that junk. All that junk inside her trunk. |
Surprised that this frame from a video 8 years ago of me in a play (Twelfth Night) hasn't made it onto YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/6hdfc8 |
Sharing a classic MySpace message I got a while back. I didn't know who Kim was/is, but I'm sure I was joking. http://tinyurl.com/5tsjqs |
Scared that someone took the time to screenshot and make this montage of me: http://img155.imageshack.us... |
Trying to remember whose boob I poked at YouTube Live. It scares me that I don't remember. My first time touching a girl's boob!!!!! |
Publicly pwning @lazypuffstone after he tried to pwn me with his "and me" correction of my previous tweet. http://tinyurl.com/3p58at |
Looking at a photo of @IceflowStudios, @LittlePandaExpr, and me. The question should be: "What WERE you doing?" http://tinyurl.com/662bmo |
Wondering why @HappySlip looks like an idiot in this photo: http://img231.imageshack.us... |
Thinking about how San Francisco changed me, and what I did with @reyeuro. http://img221.imageshack.us... Oh dear god. |
