at AC/DC in Oakland. coercion was involved. the men are ornery. women are scarce. about 8 hours ago from txt |
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klein's, a shitty excuse for a deli in Po Hill, was replaced by jay's... just as shitty, more expensive. 3:27 PM Dec 3rd from txt |
courtesy of @crystal, reviewing the '06 period... some of my best work on twitter. sample: "chicken's on fire - Glass, work the grill!" 10:13 AM Dec 3rd from web |
if i turn on this christmas tree without angie in the apartment, does that mean i'm converted? 5:43 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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pretty sure UPS driver is taking long naps in that brown van. can't claim you tried to deliver the package if you don't leave a note. 9:10 AM Nov 29th from web |
Going to see Milk. Had to settle for Embarcadero. Would have been cool at Castro 8:03 PM Nov 28th from txt |
Grandpa-type college football broadcasters and their post-Thanksgiving turkey jokes are the closest you can get to 1952 2:23 PM Nov 28th from web |
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defrosting frozen soup on the stove top requires wax-on-wax-off, not unlike the technique perfected by pat morita 5:51 PM Nov 26th from web |
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how about a new fall/winter time change schedule where sun comes up at noon, then stays light till midnight. anyone? 5:49 PM Nov 25th from web |
listening to new guns n roses album. like a foie gras hamburger, there's not much you can say - everything about it is just wrong. 12:22 PM Nov 25th from web |
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the chrysler 300 is reason enough to let American automakers go under 3:32 PM Nov 24th from txt |
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just saw Michaela Watkins on Saturday Night Live in the Clear Rite skit, nice Micky! 12:05 AM Nov 23rd from web |