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This Oberweis egg nog is so good, it's like an angel blew a load in my mouth. 7:08 PM Dec 16th from web |
I know I'm expected to sing Christmas carols, but when I rock out "Don't Stop Believing" at karaoke - there's not a dry seat in the house. 7:19 AM Dec 12th from web |
The worst part about doing mall appearances is the children. If it weren't for the fucking children this wouldn't be a bad job. 6:35 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie |
Stewie is really chapping my ass about more mall appearances. I'm responsible for the economy now? As if this crotch itch weren't enough. 6:33 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie |
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What is with all of these people asking me for a bike all of a sudden? I thought Barack Obama was your new bicycle. 6:47 PM Dec 9th from web |
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Shit, and I was going to give that Senate seat to Al Franken. Way to ruin the surprise, Blagojevich. Did I say "give?" I meant "sell." 6:39 PM Dec 9th from web |
Well of course my operation is in trouble financially. If we had any less of a business model you'd have to call us "Web 2.0." Or "Twitter." 5:21 AM Dec 9th from web |
Stewie says that buying a large collection of 15th c. French vaginal casts is "fiscally irresponsible." I can't help myself. They're useful! 5:19 AM Dec 9th from web |
Stewie, the North Pole's Production Auditor, Toy Division, is really busting my chestnuts this year to keep costs down. 5:15 AM Dec 9th from web |
Of all the names I'm known by - Santa, St. Nick, Kris Kringle - I like it when cute little Mexican girls call me 'Papi.' That's so hot. 5:11 AM Dec 9th from web |