In my office, wrapped in a blanket. "I just love the whole 'huddled masses' motif! It's fabulous! It's so 'fleeing-my homeland.'" about 18 hours ago from web |
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Not that I still wouldn't love a Barbie Dream House. Those are the shit. about 19 hours ago from web |
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QOTD: "You don't have to go, like, totally lesbian. Just nuzzle like kittens." about 19 hours ago from web |
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Told someone this am "The problem is that you both love me but hate eachother." AND they agreed. I am unstoppable. Next? World domination. 6:21 AM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
Source Of Personal Pride: I no longer get dizzy when confronted with needles. Phlebotomists hold no phear phor me! 6:11 AM Dec 9th from web |
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Why My Life Is Better Than Yours #343: I cannot find a suitable date for my company party.By "suitable" I mean "washes daily." 3:39 PM Dec 8th from web |
Why My Life Is Better Than Yours #342: I cannot find a suitable date for my company party. By "suitable" I mean "not on house arrest." 3:28 PM Dec 8th from web |
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My co-workers love me. No, seriously, they LOVE me. It's weird. 9:35 AM Dec 8th from web |
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