Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction
listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III about 7 hours ago from web |
I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO! about 12 hours ago from web |
Lee's Law:
Mother said there would be days like this,
but she never said that there'd be so many! about 17 hours ago from web |
"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." -- Alexander Graham Bell 6:35 PM Dec 3rd from web |
Udall's Fourth Law:
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
don't like. 1:35 PM Dec 3rd from web |
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports. 8:35 AM Dec 3rd from web |
How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism? 6:35 PM Dec 2nd from web |
No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick 1:35 PM Dec 2nd from web |
Seen On a Bumper Sticker:
I'd kick your ass but this is my best dress. 8:35 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to driv ...... 6:35 PM Dec 1st from web |
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of
space.
-- GRAFFITI 1:35 PM Dec 1st from web |
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The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of
the Force.
- Darth Vader 6:35 PM Nov 30th from web |
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Manuscript: Something submitted in haste and returned at
leisure.
-- Oliver Herford 8:35 AM Nov 30th from web |
* "Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it."
--- Samuel Goldwyn 6:35 PM Nov 29th from web |
Endless Loop, n.:
see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.:
see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary 1:35 PM Nov 29th from web |
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets. 8:35 AM Nov 29th from web |
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI 6:35 PM Nov 28th from web |
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