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Had a shitty afternoon but a great evening. It looks like a full moon. |
Theres so much testosterone in this bar i could bite into it. |
And then, to add insult to uh....insult, in the fashion show, they wore my garment wrong. |
Suddenly want to go home and skip the show, and the celebratory drinks. |
My optimism this time around was unwarranted- i failed another project. |
I NEED to go to the gym. Thank god no one can see me in my underwear. |
Trying to fix virusy computer. Grr hiss boo. |
Velma Kelly hair, I has it: http://tinyurl.com/6j2txn Waiting for the bangs to grow longer |
Damn you Tmobile! Curse you and your spawn! A pox on your house! |
Hair cut. I haz it. |
@warrenellis whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch |
Why is London Trashy so similar to LA Trashy and Texas Trashy? |
Last night I dreamt Chris Noth had to cut off his own fingers with a butter knife in order to escape a crazy clown on Sex in the City. |
agent provocateur... I hope you're ready for me.... I'm a'comin' to buy your whole store out. |
Out at red-walled pub with hot aussie girl. Day just got better. |
And, as if by magic, a care package arrives from @astra containing anna mercury 4, chocolate, and movies! |
Ugh, not a good day. I require chocolate |
Zero, that is. |
Also, my mum earned major points last night. Let's hope she doesn't do something to zereo them out. |
My model just officially backed out. This wouldn't be a problem if i knew more people in london. Grr. |
