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Demon of facts... be gone! |
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell. |
I've got truth fever... seriously, I've been throwing up all day. |
Nation, just remember the most important gun safety tip. If you have a gun, you'll be safe. |
Been staring at this book and wondering why reading is so boring. As it turns out: I CAN'T READ! |
If foreign newspapers were any good, they'd be in English. |
I think SantaClaus is a Communist. |
Due to my unauthorized spreading of the Truth I've been forced to enter the witness protection program. |
Some people say the glass is half full of truth, some half empty. I say: GIVE ME SOME! |
Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic! |
Four years in Iraq! And some never thought we'd make it. |
The truth hurts. But fortunately for you nation... I'm a masochist. |
Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke. |
Time to wake up, have a coffee cup of Truth, and a bowl of Justice. It is painful, but it hurts so good. |
Put some pants on America, the Truth is knocking at the door. |
Everyone ready for Colbert day in Oshawa, Canada? |
Time for the heroes (my viewers) to go to bed, so they can get up and watch some Fox news with a bowl of my Americone Dream icecream. |
Can't tell if the twiiter Condi is the real deal. Is that really Darth Vader? I think there's some fakers on Twitter... |
Saw some Gala ("gay-la") apples at the Grocery store. Do not buy! Not only are they gay, but I'm pretty sure their French. |
Got a new goldfish --his name is "WMD". Justice (my cat) doesn't like 'em, but I think he's cute. |
