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DEEP THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Eliot Spitzer is a monkey smuggler. Discuss. |
WHORING WHORE-LOVER Eliot Spitzer suggests turning the auto bailout into a reality show: http://is.gd/bo9z Good idea, or WHOREiffic mistake? |
BREAKING - SARAH PALIN ATTACKED BY ANGRY BLACK MAN: http://is.gd/be8v (Drudge siren here) |
White man gets black man as birthday present: http://is.gd/bkTs He's gonna party like it's 1859! |
Wall Street trader arrested for building $50 billion (with a 'B') Ponzi scheme: http://is.gd/biqR Somewhere, Ayn Rand is having an orgasm. |
All we need now is video of Cheney dancing to "It's Herbert Hoover Time" a la dancing banana & "Peanut Butter Jelly Time": http://is.gd/bkwf |
Good morning from RED WHITE & NEWS - the only news organization that thinks "Herbert Hoover Time" sounds like fun! http://is.gd/bkMn |
Great news, Zimbabwe! President Mugabe says your cholera epidemic is over! http://is.gd/b8Gd So you can all STOP BEING SICK NOW, OK? |
@stacey727: I went to Chuck E Cheese all the time as a kid... there is no more wretched hive of scum and villainy. |
"1,540 hits for 'monkey smuggling'." http://is.gd/bdqb That's what SHE said! |
There is no horror to compare to the brutal, Road-Warrioresque struggle for survival that is Chuck E. Cheese: http://is.gd/aOJB |
GOP to Michigan: Enjoy poverty, assholes! http://is.gd/bc1U Apply for jobs at AIG, suddenly for some reason those guys are LOADED |
@vojha: Obama is a DEMOCRAT. Trust me, he will fuck SOMETHING or other up in hilarious fashion. (Am I the only one who remembers 1993?) |
RW&N CHALLENGE: Change your facebook status to read "<your name> is monkey smuggling." You know you want to! |
I hereby nominate 'monkey smuggling' as the official New Slang Phrase For Doin' It: http://is.gd/bbHK |
Homeland Security Secretary's housecleaning staff includes illegal immigrants: http://is.gd/b70I Time to build a wall around his cul-de-sac? |
Gay people too polite to stand up for their rights: http://is.gd/ba1K Whew! |
Music used to torture prisoners at Gitmo includes Metallica, AC/DC, Meat Loaf, and... DAVID GRAY? http://is.gd/b1ZQ Death by easy listening? |
Obama nominates Nobel physicist for Energy Sec.: http://is.gd/b70C What the fuck does a PHYSICIST know about ENERGY? You need an OIL EXEC! |
Attention Fake John McCain fans - share your libtard love, vote for him in the 2008 Shorty Awards: http://is.gd/b9Rl |
