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I'm not saying liking anal sex makes you a better person, but enjoying it more would make *me* a better person.
My entire angle for a "This is hardcore" 33 1/3rd can't be "Jarvis Cocker, patron saint of unrequited nastiness, has had enough with fame."
Chicago video folks? @RedLightChicago is looking for a volunteer editor for a new sex workers' Know Your Rights vid. Pt 1: http://is.gd/aBsk
How bad girls in tech (or whatever, fuck it) get sexist shit gone? With perfectly warranted criticism wrapped in a velvety cunty glove.
Nonsexual commerce-driven love affairs I am having in SF: Oren at La Rosa, Al & his Attire, & now the sommelier at Masa's.
Do not try to escape the Mission in a cab, ever. The City will repel you with the sheer force of its hold music & mean-hearted GPS.
@molls: I went with a black wool 60's wiggle dress, 3/4 sleeves trimmed in fat mink cuffs. (The minks are so fat, they may have had weaves.)
In a literal pile of 30's silk crepe dresses at La Rosa under shopkeep Oren's watchful eye.
Waiting for the N. It won't come faster, even if we do a Platform Passenger Choral rendition of "I Believe In Miracles (You Sexy Train)."
Getting fancy.
We're too sophisticated in our reading of internet performance to feel okay about peeping on camgirls; puppy labor = free labor = no guilt.
"San Francisco, I'm yours."
Trying to find a page of $pread magazine I can read on BART without flashing tit.
@NikolHasler When a boy loves another boy's Twitter... very, very much. And also Merlin Mann.
Eliot Spitzer, now columnist for Slate: http://tinyurl.com/5rtrbk
Come, come, self. One more section -- on First Times, how wonderful -- and then I can go get my toes did.
Writing my last section of the MySpace teen sex ed project, leaning heavy on @zephoria's new work. Full circle, and, yay.
I call dibs on the "Relentless Technosexual" slogan for a girly tee.
Any @natalidelconte fans record Fox's Red Eye religiously when she's on? Because last night she mentioned @boffery, and I'd love to see it.
I'll give the virginity soundtrack results in the morning. Early results indicate profoundly gothic sex, whilst crying into soft-serv.
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