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@pagecrusher and @ainsleyofattack are leaving, so who will skulk in and steal the crown of funniest portland tweeter? (hint: i will bitches) |
buy my new travel book--1001 most bdavtiful places with outrageous homocide rates to visit before you die |
this coffed blend is called herbazao--had no idea kfed was a roaster. but: why aren't there signature celebrity coffees? |
@littleorphannie in order to keep warmer: lose the rocks, mix up the pepper vodka with hot chocolate and cinnamon. |
since even my mom can google now, it's okay to say "i googled you" when explaining why you know someone's extensive, personal info... right? |
of course you can always add some yogurt and fresh strawberries, make a smoothie out of it. that's called "sex with an abortion", naturally. |
nude, on the aft deck, drinking juicy juice, everclear and absinthe. i call it a "sex with children". it is 1:15 in the afternoon, america. |
hm? oh. i often find that i sort of drift off while doodling and when i come to i've written all the swears i know in delicate cursive. |
like a half inch of snow on the ground, absolutely can't get out of the house. i've got whiskey and pornography though so i should be fine. |
made a prototype of my christmas gifts, it's the best thing ever. to everyone on the nice list: y'all bitches is gonna love me. |
just in time to miss the holidays, i'll be making tiny, hand drawn and colored all-purpose cards. 1"x1"...or smaller??? http://tr.im/28df |
my shopping list for this weekend is sandpaper, whiskey, christmas lights. |
@shortyawards i nominate @shortyawards for #god-damn-it-no-one-ever-needs-to-have-another-twitter-award-thing-for-christs-sake |
christmas sawed, lost no fingers but got like a million nose splinters from sniffin sawdust |
these shoes got an rss reader in em |
no one in my drawing class--including my teacher--recognized my portrait of max fischer or even heard of rushmore??! |
sausage and gravy stick looked so gross i couldn't NOT buy it even though it safely hurdles the good part of my "fuckin gross" bell curve |
finished these wines, time to crack open the ol acoustic guitar and start replacing the proper nouns in popular songs with "dracula" |
actionscript art, may require clicking: http://is.gd/arsD & http://is.gd/artk & http://is.gd/aru8 & http://is.gd/arvh |
glow in the dark neon cigarettes. donald trump brand "velvet stag" merkin. celebrity support group trading cards. spherified tequila. |
