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"Listen, kid, don't ever let 'em tell you you tweet too much. Fuck 'em. Now scrub my back, real good. Niice." I'll never forget coach. *sob* 9:12 PM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
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The secret to tweeting is a near-constant supply of alcohol. If you don't believe me, you're not drinking enough. 7:52 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
Alas, the magical Christmas tree lights hold no sway over my son's ear infection. So much for magic. Fuck you, Harry Potter. 7:52 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
Bring us some figgy *pudding*, and bring *it* right *now*, bitch, and I'm-a tap that. #dirtychristmaseuphemisms 7:48 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
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Hey, brainiac who thought, "Know what this half-hour Dr. Seuss acid-trip story needs? A two-hour Jim Carrey, live-action treatment.": GFYITE 7:42 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
Latest boxee on Apple TV gets me as far as the episode list in Hulu, but just spins and spins and spins. Not instilling confidence. 6:29 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie |