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@hanneloreEC haha this one's got a serious case of dong-nose: http://www.northrup.org/Pho...
Good job, @dorabianchi. You're gonna feel so guilty when @hanneloreEC dies of dehydration after 6 days of nonstop CO browsing.
The only thing worse than having frat dudes stare at your tits while ordering is having leathery old lesbians do it.
@dorabianchi @martenreed get a room and quit spamming my Twitter feed, asstards
@dorabianchi @svenbianchi GOD YOU GUYS QUIT BEING SO JUDGMENTAL [goes and fucks some pandas]
@pintsize0101 that's...oddly cute, in a way.
@martenreed you're such a dork :)
@martenreed hahaha did you get all embarassed like "oh uh well um it is just these things I uh need um"
We need some of that coffee that's filtered through the digestive tracts of monkeys
@dorabianchi Her mom always orders a regular latte. I like people who keep it simple.
@dorabianchi habanero seeds in their latte >:)
soy no-foam 108 degree vanilla chai half-caf with a shot of mint and an extra serving of FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
@pintsize0101 swear to god i will melt you in the microwave
@pintsize0101 Pintsize you are my favorite tweeter
oh god Marten is here and he and Dora are making retarded "marr" noises at each other so gross
@dorabianchi tweetin' at you while i poop lol
New special: VIRILE VIKING LATTE- ginger latte with lutefisk and viagra sprinkles
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