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somehow I landed on the Tonight Show, and Barry Manilow is covering "Open Arms." Which is totally fucking up my "Heavy Metal" memories. |
@JoshFialkov rock on, hoss. |
goddamnit. now, the entire Jimi Hendrix Experience is dead. The Great White Rock Drummer Valhalla is expecting you, Mitch. |
In this day and age, does doing skateboard tricks in the parking lot mean anything anymore? What's the point? |
proposalling. heavy lifting. making dents, muthafucker. |
Damnit. RIP Paul Newman. Damnit. |
lincoln logs always remind me of dog shit. Time to go play with the dog shit! |
I'm too sleepy to write about Heroes. Because I'm finding it too easy to misspell it as "Herpes." |
I. Can't. Believe. That. Dumb. Ass. Laugh-in. Bit. |
There's a grown woman sitting next to me on the train sucking her thumb. Vote GENIUS! |
I want my tennis players young hot and Russian. Or Serena Williams...because I'm a glutton for awesome, awesome punishment. |
My testes are a +2 against Orcs. |
Blackjack raped me. |
I am thinking about a door-to-door voting drive: "Genius deserves your vote, sir, as it is about black chicks blowing shit up." topcow.com! |
my eyes are bleary from licensed book hades. which is nicer than regular hades, but only a little |
Overheard, in the men's room, one stormtrooper to another: "hey, listen...I can't...can you hold my blaster?" |
Overheard: Two guys wearing giant, plushy teddy bear costumes, carrying the heads under their arms: "I look okay, though, right?" |
Overheard, spoken by dude dressed as a giant tentacle: "I was thinking of putting a fork on my belt, but that would just look stupid" |
Had a meeting today where the receptionist wore a see-through dress. I love LA, for so many of the wrong reasons |
Some woman on line in the airport: "That nigga needs to stop poking me in the pancreas" |
