 | hotdogsladies 2 penguins standing on a ice floe.
First goes, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo."
Other one goes, "Who says I'm not?"
#garrisonkeillor 2:24 PM Dec 12th from web |
 | sglassmeyer Turkey is roasted this year. Calling it dressing because it remains outside of the bird the way God and Alton Brown intended. 11:01 AM Nov 27th from web |
 | michaelcasey The center holds, so they say / It never held too well for me / I won't stop short for common ground / that vilifies the trodden down 8:36 PM Nov 22nd from web |
 | jessamyn Me: in the locker room, wet & getting dressed. Other naked lady in locker room: "So, what is the difference between bluetooth and blue ray?" 11:44 AM Nov 20th from NatsuLion |
 | |
 | wilw From my perch house left, I can see @hodgman, backstage left. He is NOT eating hobo chili, as far as I can tell. Kinda wished he was. 8:16 PM Nov 13th from txt |
| wilw This is awesome: geeks outnumber hipsters about 3:1 here. Calculus > calculated irony. 8:05 PM Nov 13th from txt |
 | |
 | clifflandis Can I just say how awesome, kind, and generous the people I know are? I'm floored each day by the awesomeness of my friends. You all win. 6:58 AM Oct 28th from web |
 | |
| |
 | |
| wilw Brain: ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! I'mgonnagetcha! Me: Blondie? Stop it. Brain: Don't blame me. Blame Rock Band 2. Me: iTunes? Little help here? 10:54 PM Oct 22nd from TwitterFox |
 | |
 | |
 | |
| wilw RT @seanmc74 "An old man dispensing swords is no basis for a system of government" Winner. Best. Tweet. Ever. I salute you, sir! (Ni!) 7:58 PM Oct 15th from web |
| wilw McCain's the kinda guy who would sell you an Orc Barbarian sword, and tell you it's a Giant Ninja sword, my friends. 7:50 PM Oct 15th from web |
