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record breaking temperatures = frozen yogurt for dinner
clementine, age 3: carrots will never fly into my shirt and make me be someone dead because i have pink crocs on my feets.
call your mothers, people!
@dan i think it's a great idea and look forward to your future embarrassing twitters.
4 GameStop employees, all hot. I am confused by this.
@dan say hello to my old 'hood for me
Today, I took my mother shopping at Good Vibrations. It was an experience.
Thinking life would be easier without a cervix, or with more vicodin.
Checking the Fedex site repeatedly for Rock Band shipping updates...aahhhh!
bleh
wondering why twitter is so quiet today
@dan i take it you mean mozilla and not morrissey
gross: baby eating poop. grosser than gross: BABY EATING HIS SISTER'S POOP. omg gus, no :(
feeling kind of lonesome. the lovey dovey upstairs neighbors chasing each other doesn't help.
my feet smell exceptionally feet-y tonight.
@mirrorghost hellooooo! yay twitter
surprised to discover that my lemonade is lemon cleanse. wasn't expecting the FLAMING BURST OF CAYENNE.
i got flowers on valentine's day for the first time ever.
@dan i can't punch crazy people when children are watching.
crazy neighbor's out of jail and god told him to bless me with his touch.