record breaking temperatures = frozen yogurt for dinner 5:49 PM May 15th from im |
clementine, age 3: carrots will never fly into my shirt and make me be someone dead because i have pink crocs on my feets. 1:48 PM May 15th from im |
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4 GameStop employees, all hot. I am confused by this. 7:07 PM May 7th from im |
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Today, I took my mother shopping at Good Vibrations. It was an experience. 8:01 PM May 4th from im |
Thinking life would be easier without a cervix, or with more vicodin. 10:58 PM May 1st from web |
Checking the Fedex site repeatedly for Rock Band shipping updates...aahhhh! 6:24 PM Apr 29th from web |
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gross: baby eating poop. grosser than gross: BABY EATING HIS SISTER'S POOP. omg gus, no :( 1:56 PM Mar 31st from im |
feeling kind of lonesome. the lovey dovey upstairs neighbors chasing each other doesn't help. 7:23 PM Mar 28th from im |
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surprised to discover that my lemonade is lemon cleanse. wasn't expecting the FLAMING BURST OF CAYENNE. 8:28 PM Feb 29th from im |
i got flowers on valentine's day for the first time ever. 4:24 PM Feb 14th from im |
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crazy neighbor's out of jail and god told him to bless me with his touch. 12:59 PM Feb 7th from im |