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@jdiegert that's the trick. I'll read it for now. Get with the funny!
@jdigert write something funny. that's what twitter is for.
I bet car-wash attendents never suspected they would be the first people whose jobs were eliminated by robots.
SciFi Channel original movie starring Stephen Baldwin called Sharks in Venice. Oh, be still, my throbbing TiVo!
Girls Gone Wild: Finally 18. Well shit, FINALLY!
Whenever I get the comment "Effective Shot." on flickr I take that to mean, "Nice job not injuring yourself with that SCHMANCY CAMERA. ass."
@phyllisstein Fuck that. I am waiting for "Guess What's In My Box Week" on Deal or No Deal Live in Vegas.
@Tony_D Oh hell... I fucked up another one. Well you the point. That is, I am bad at proofreading.
@Tony_D BRB, opening a new bar called "The Squeaker Beaver." kash kau brah!
Oh, so THAT is what "Pay to Play" is. I'M DOIN IT RONG!
I called in straight and came early. It has never happened before though. Honest!
Fiancée is really proud that she can make headings and a table of contents in Word. I don't have the heart to tell her it is 2008.
@Tony_D Also it is impossible for me to send a replies without at least one punctuation error or typo. AND I TRY SO GOD DAMN HARD! Hold me?
@Tony_D I starred that once for me, and once for my research professor. And then once for every word in The Elements of Style.
You know who else tried to sell government positions? Hitler. Wait, what?
It is times like these where the weak worry, while the strong shotgun a beer and write a fugue in the style of Bach.
@toldorknown NO WAI! I was killing on that meme yesterday. Oh wait, that's right! THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY FOLLOWS ME BUT NOT YOU! Ass. ...
Clearly you don't understand Jimmy Johns lady. Debating with the cashier about how much bacon each sandwich has is not "Freaky Fast."
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