Okay, genius. If "great suffering produces great art," explain to me how my 12 minute emo epic about my broken TiVo quote-unquote sucks? about 10 hours ago from web |
Lots of videogaming today for the boy's birthday, culminating in a complete run-through of Portal (the game with "the funny shooty robots"). about 12 hours ago from web |
A plastic ocarina loosed at a kid's birthday party gleefully toots the wheezy soundtrack of the birth of a new phalanx of viral infections. about 12 hours ago from web |
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Sense of smell has returned. Last time I lost my sense of smell it was gone for five days. I lost ten pounds. about 20 hours ago from web |
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I just lost my sense of smell. Come back, sense of smell! Wait, let me clean out the litter boxes first. about 22 hours ago from web |
It's too bad I can't afford to move my entire extended family to the west coast, because I kind of need a job and that's where they are. 8:01 PM Dec 6th from web |
The face-painting at the birthday party this morning was sub-par. One girl asked for Tiger and got Surprised Basketball instead. 7:20 PM Dec 6th from web |
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Oh, Percocet. You make me want to be a better man. 2:12 PM Dec 6th from web |
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There's a half-inch of snow on the roads here, it is therefore imperative to stock up on a 40-day supply of bread, milk and beef jerky. 1:48 PM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
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That birthday party was insane. I hope the boy liked it, because we're never doing that again. 10:05 AM Dec 6th from web |
Today's my son's last day as a four-year-old. Gonna have to hug him all day, just in case tomorrow's the day he turns into a jerk forever. 6:18 AM Dec 6th from web |
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