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@MemphisFlyer that's a hard call. Some Crown/bourbon drinkers abhor any Scotch.
@jensized http://twitpic.com/t5r4 - Those ARE awesome. Best limited edition Zapp's in years.
You know what else was a popular Milton Bradley children's game? Hungry Hungry Hitlers.
@longtallanimal The question is, would you eat 'em if served? What if they called them by their proper monicker, "Beagle Dicks?"
I'm thinking tonight would be a good night for ravioli soup. Especially since I need to use up the ravioli. Anyone want some?
@lhyzz you and Sartre both.
Well maybe, @trevlix, but when is "talk like Fran Drescher day?"
Puis-je obtenir un quoi quoi?
My smoke alarm just had a false alarm, and now it's going into a sack in the river.
@trelvix real life?! I talk about my real life over on Depressr.
Ran into a friend from high school whom I hadn't seen in literally 20 years. Promised to actually catch up soon.
Off to a fundraIser, then probably The Blue Monkey.
@darkmaple I'm using your name to make sure the right folks are aware of @dreadful_rauw
Naaaaa nanana naa naa naa naaa... http://twitpic.com/swqi
The problem with making snow genitals is that you can never tell which one is the money shot.
I should probably trakemark Santa Cialis, just to prevent it being used for actual marketing.
@sloganeerist http://twitpic.com/sp5r - Love all, serve all, bring presents to all, eat all's cookies and milk.
@loudersoft did Arnold Shwarzenegger ever do a cover of it? That's what ruined Santa Claus.
I hate the Jackson 5 / Springsteen version of "Santa Claus is Coming To Town." You can all unfollow me now.
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