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Twittr Genius award; a three month Netflix membership, a new green bong and a thatched yurt to write a 140 chracter dick/fart joke. about 7 hours ago from MoodBlast |
I know how the Greeks feel. Once you get a good riot going, the momentum kinda keeps you going. Like dating a psycho 4:37 PM Dec 9th from mobile web |
poetry's a penitentiary, the track is visitation; the Sentences is life, I'm like Chief up in this demonstration- 3:40 PM Dec 9th from MoodBlast |
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Hey you! yeah, the fat guy in the sweater vest! all the thin people can see what you're trying to do there, not fooling anyone lard-ass 11:41 AM Dec 8th from MoodBlast |
If I get terminal cancer..baconnaise is the top of the list, next to skydiving & high fiving the Dalai Lama 6:54 AM Dec 8th from MoodBlast |
@ EvanDando its really not a big shame about ray; I heard the guy banged your sister..and Winona Ryder 7:50 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
instead of christian-themed cards I plan on using simple white cards reading "Happi Brfday Baby Jezus!" in Windings font- Problem solved! 6:59 PM Dec 7th from MoodBlast |
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frustrated by the rumors that I am an asshole & pretentious However, counter rumors persist that I've never intentionally killed a kitten 12:43 PM Dec 6th from MoodBlast |
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