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Holy gads, news arrives. My mad mic skillz grab "Rock On" some props: Best Audio Books of 2008: iTunes, Audible, and eMusic. |
I’d be like, “You look hot. Here, let me cool you off.” Maybe she’d be all, “The only man I love is the guy who set you on fire. Forever!"... |
then we spent the rest of our walk quiet, and I’m pretty sure we were both thinking of the perfect line to say to them |
then we took it to far; said we would only want to do it if we could set the muggers on fire and drown them in the river. |
We both had this idea to mugger hater vigilantes. We both chickened out when we found out it was illegal. |
and given it to him. It wasn't exactly the fat guy with dirty hair bringing the tourist dough in. |
in the nuts and stealing the sweet kitty into a life of living on west 11th taking long warm winter naps. Could've even stolen the money, |
was thinking life as a cat would've been a little bit better than the current gig. I thought about holding my iphone up then kicking the guy |
I would have to think that the cat sitting on top of the homeless guy's head and keeping still for tourists taking spare change photographs |
Big fan, but was quiet about my suspicion of Waits' voice back then: like wearing a bow tie, it would seem more authentic when he was 50. |
You're nobody in this town until everyone doesn't know who you are. |
You're welcome, America. |
This old chestnut is back. I made you a cute, lonely crossword to do with a nicotine-stained lover on Christmas. http://tinyurl.com/59cvrr |
Finally organized thoughts into basic categories: crotch, diet pills, fecund, hobby store, japanese fella, fabric, etc. reallysmalltalk.com |
you know what one needs after the U.K. lilt of Belle and Sebastian? That's right, Van Halen's Panama and the rest of their 1984. |
Make some fun mistakes - that goes double for you Liam, um, @AKA_MrBlank. |
@youngamerican thanks for the callback. Did Borden ever give you that second round of stuff I sent over in 2003. Wait, is it 2008? Fuck. |
5:25AM, still writing. everyone who tells you that your breaks are lucky got off work 12 hours ago and has been sleeping for the last 8. |
NYC Celebrity Sighting: Fitness celebrity John Basedow is at 34th and Park, weeping at a bus stop, with pile of snapshots in his lap. |
You can buy them here. I the give the money to bums and my lovers: http://tinyurl.com/5fcwx2 |
