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Templesmith Yes, I just wished radioactive cancerous tumours on Shia LeBooof, Paris Hilton & Uwe Boll apparently. 5:49 PM Dec 10th from web

warrenellis @sherimonk Why would I spend good money on Canadian whisky when I can just go and get a dog to piss in my mouth for free? 5:06 PM Dec 5th from twhirl in reply to SheriMonk

lizbt @Templesmith Face blood is the best blood. 2:14 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Templesmith

JCRiley @Templesmith His nipples could repel ICBMs. That's why we won the Cold War. Gorbachev=weak nipples. 12:14 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Templesmith

seangrimm @templesmith you forced me to google "batman rape" the film you talk of is called The Death of Batman (2003); not the same director 4:05 PM Nov 18th from twhirl in reply to Templesmith

eliopoulos @templesmith Probably shook the gerbil free. 9:52 AM Nov 14th from twitterrific in reply to Templesmith

Templesmith Jesse Jackson is crying. 8:17 PM Nov 4th from web

workingclassdog @templesmith you just had the best twitter of the night, sir. 8:08 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Templesmith

GregHyatt @templesmith Thank you, sir. I'm quite proud. 8:08 PM Nov 4th from txt in reply to Templesmith

Templesmith it's going to be nice living in a country that embraces it's noblest ideals again. 8:06 PM Nov 4th from web

bclaymoore I really never thought I'd live to see the day. I'm sort of stunned. Moved. 8:04 PM Nov 4th from web

10zlaine @templesmith you're replacing Tennant, aren't you 9:18 AM Oct 30th from twhirl in reply to Templesmith

breagrant @templesmith hope to meet you today. i'm at the expo too! 1:40 AM Oct 25th from web in reply to Templesmith

dcurtisj @templesmith cannibalism is not a civil rights issue. it's a logistics problem. 2:49 PM Oct 17th from twhirl in reply to Templesmith

seangrimm @templesmith Gotcha. Also, thanks for showing me what a dead werewolf getting bummed looks like. Always wanted to know. 1:04 PM Oct 16th from twhirl in reply to Templesmith

Q_dog @templesmith but then we'll have a mirror shortage a they all put their money in front of mirrors to double it. and envision the crisis gone 5:47 PM Oct 9th from web in reply to Templesmith

TroyStith @templesmith the lips came from Canada, the genitals came from the US, and the hooves came from Mexico. 1:07 PM Oct 7th from web in reply to Templesmith

freakyfudge @templesmith LeBoeuf's secret to success involves mouse ears, knee pads, and large quantities of vaseline. 1:11 AM Sep 23rd from txt in reply to Templesmith

GregCarter @templesmith The mysteries of the arse are myriad and will never be completely solved. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice. 3:18 PM Sep 18th from BeTwittered in reply to Templesmith

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