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Chris Espinosa
cdespinosa Enforcing kids' bedtime by VNCing into their Mac from my iPhone and closing their windows. Modern tough Dad.
Cabel M. Sasser
cabel Dear everything that prints anything: if page 2 of 2 is a fully blank page, please do not print page 2 of 2. (Too late for SNOW LEOPARD??)
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies If you spent less of the day reading marketing tips, you'd have more time to make something awesome. Then, you wouldn't need as many tips.
Wil Shipley
wilshipley How can the president commit treason and not be impeached? http://tinyurl.com/5bqbd2
Mark Damon Hughes
mdhughes "Washington State is ground zero for just about every nutty secular cause on Earth." -Bill O'Reilly. Why, thank you, you crazy douchebag!
Wil Shipley
wilshipley Favorite-ever line from Chuck: "I have that on my Zune." "You have a Zune?" "Nah, course not. But I *do* have that on my iPod."
Jeanine Anderson
JeanineA Great art is essentially work that has proven inexhaustible in terms of the value it gives to those who pay attention to it. (Robert Storr)
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies CLEP! - interj. - exclamation to indicate knowledge of, or competency in, the topic that the speaker should please stop talking about now
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies As long as you offered a "free gift" and masked the blood-curdling screams with carols, most Americans would queue up for a meat grinder.
shannon e thomas
shannonethomas dear soft drink industry designers: what the hell?
shannon e thomas
shannonethomas received a berry pie in the mail today. some mail days are better than others.
Jim Coudal
Coudal Feeling out of shape since it gotten too cold to ride my bike to work every day. On the plus side, if this keeps up I'll be too big to fail.
John Dickerson
jdickerson The best thing about @THE_REAL_SHAQ joining Twitter is that it spares me all that awkward confusion when people mistake me for him.
Avery Edison
aedison I sometimes wonder why all those pretty waitresses aren't doing something else. Then this one gets me Caesar, not Ranch, and I know. I know.
Starbucks Coffee
Starbucks Geez ... Yes, I use a pc at work (not my choice). My computer at home is a mac, if that is any solace.
Brent Simmons
brentsimmons Did Humpty jump -- or was he pushed?
Wil Shipley
wilshipley I'm pretty sure Ballmer fucking hates customers. There's really no other explanation.
John Siracusa
siracusa Today I am reminded yet again of this universal truth: debugging skill is more important than programming skill.
Chris D
CynicalChris Anybody want to know their BankRank? Just give me your name, bank account, mother's maiden name and social security number.
hans.gerwitz
gerwitz twitter is the new finger
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