Wanted to give you my inspiring new book of things to do before you die.
It's REALLY short and definitely not attached to a pound of C-4. about 3 hours ago from web |
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~ Eleanor Mann, 2008 about 4 hours ago from web |
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Every time we say "Goodnight," the passive-aggression of the three little bears sitting on chairs becomes more palpable. about 8 hours ago from web |
Kid on MUNI used "hella" 5 times. In 1 sentence. As 3 different parts of speech. So don't hella me the hella language hella not hella hella. about 9 hours ago from web |
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"I think I'll trade in this BMW I can't afford for a Ford Avalanche I can't afford. Avalanche? Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's a thing, right?" about 13 hours ago from web |
I just pray that the bailouts can help these poor folks sell us more cars we can't afford. Wait. What now? about 13 hours ago from web |
It's staggering how many amazing things haven't been made yet.
(Great time to kick bullshit to the curb.) about 14 hours ago from web |
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My daughter appears to like a plastic, penguin-shaped humidifier a lot better than me, and I'm trying to be okay with that. about 18 hours ago from web |
'08 XMAS LETTER:
"We did some stuff;
No one crucial died;
Ellie amazes daily;
Mad hasn't slept in 2 years;
Merlin's job still has no name." about 18 hours ago from web |
It's surprisingly ungratifying when a stranger congratulates you on doing something that's made them despise you just a little bit less. about 19 hours ago from web |
Since my wife doesn't read my stuff, never listens to my podcasts, and thinks I'm C-plus funny (sometimes), I *swoon* when she stars a Toot. about 20 hours ago from web |
Okay, I get it. "Family-friendly" means your kids and you will both find it condescending; just in different, wholesome ways. about 20 hours ago from web |
Caught a late dinner with Guy Kawasaki. He had a disappointing list, and I had the recollection he used to be awesome. 9:55 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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Wonder if the Wu-Tang Clan would ever bring me on as "the untalented, pasty one who's always in the bathroom." \W/\W/ 9:21 PM Dec 3rd from web |
I believe I'll go turbocharge some screaming and laughing while running down the hall with my daughter. 3:35 PM Dec 3rd from web |