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[audio] Faith-Based TV-Repair Shop Severely Backed Up http://twurl.nl/ifblho |
Area Woman Wouldn't Mind Feeding Your Cats http://twurl.nl/kicw8u |
[audio] White House Sance Fails To Contact Spirit Of Ronald Reagan http://twurl.nl/650ey2 |
Shitload Of Math Due Monday http://twurl.nl/701x07 |
Moving To New City To Solve All Of Area Man's Problems http://twurl.nl/fpznqm |
Trampled Wal-Mart Employee's Family Sues Company http://snipr.com/79meu |
[audio] Heroic Shark Eats Child-Molesting Surfer http://twurl.nl/ej7ulh |
Bill Clinton Agrees To Disclose Guacamole Recipe http://twurl.nl/p45xej |
Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks http://twurl.nl/l12fv8 |
Evander Holyfield Claims His Quest For Severe Brain Damage Keeps Him Fighting http://twurl.nl/n6mokl |
NFL Goes On Nationwide Crime Spree As Plaxico Burress Creates Diversion http://twurl.nl/tv6y73 |
[audio] Grape-Flavored Vodka Makes Vodka-Time More Fun http://twurl.nl/advcuy |
BREAKING: Bill Richardson To Wife: 'Hey, I Got Commerce!' |
@GENUG You are missing the point. The lawnmower has been returned. Rejoice. #palestine #israel #christmas |
Twenty Minutes Spent Making Tuna Fish Palatable http://twurl.nl/77uw2v |
Why Don't They Make A Second 'Godfather' Movie? http://twurl.nl/ioage0 |
Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine http://twurl.nl/5f28i5 |
BREAKING: Georgia Chuckles, Shakes Head, Re-Elects Saxby Chambliss |
We have successfully infiltrated the most popular program on Spanish television channel Cuatro http://bit.ly/wwmD |
U.S. Economy Continues Campaigning For Barack Obama http://twurl.nl/76lsou |
