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 | CoolJerk Trying "lobster paté" from Cost Plus World Market. I think it was originally called "low-tide paste" but it got renamed in translation. 8:16 PM Nov 8th from web |
| hotdogsladies Guessing Red Lobster never considered that "Endless Shrimp" might be perceived less as a bargain than a harrowing existential threat. 6:17 AM Oct 26th from web |
 | astra Dead Space was making me kiiiinda tense last night. HOWEVER, I still slept like a tentacled mutated monster baby. 4:40 PM Oct 17th from txt |
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 | graemem "Senator McCain, this question's for you from the internet. 'LOL, u canz haz cheezburger?' You have one minute." 7:20 PM Oct 7th from web |
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| hotdogsladies Still processing that I watched almost 5 min of a PowerPoint about "why LOLCats are funny" before leaving to drink. I CAN HAZ MAH TIEMS BAK? 11:00 AM Aug 31st from web |
 | jamessime Philosophy: If the Holo-Deck and the uppity robot are getting you down, remember... there's a reason they put an airlock on the Enterprise. 9:54 AM Aug 26th from Twittelator |
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| hotdogsladies I've started randomly telling people to "Put it on the wiki." Without any context or reason. Making it my dada "Talk to the hand." 1:22 PM Jul 23rd from web |
| hotdogsladies Oh, Google. You know I meant to type "Angus Young." Jeez, one dropped consonant, and now I have to go bleach my corneas for an hour. 9:32 PM May 9th from web |
| hotdogsladies Before KQED gave me a free subscription to _Newsweek_, I only got to throw it away at other people's houses. This is much more convenient. 1:26 PM May 6th from web |
| ferociousj Oh fuck, is today Critical Mass? I rode my bike to work today and don't want to be branded a douchebag by association. 10:02 AM Apr 25th from web |
 | popcandy A sign at the DMV urges "NO PROFANITY," which seems like a particularly hard rule to follow when you're in this environment. 7:20 AM Apr 22nd from txt |
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| kirstenbaldock Tonight's Lawyer In The Library lawyer has rubberbanded his glasses on, making his hair stand up. Also, his shirt is coming out of his fly. 6:27 PM Jan 17th from web |
