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If I go to Sam's party, I'll be about twice the age of everyone there. That's okay, though, 'cause it's legal now. about 13 hours ago from txt |
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Why are gays silent about this new Che Guevara movie? Che imprisoned gays just for being gay. Is it only 'cause he looked good on t-shirts? 12:01 AM yesterday from web |
Screaming at Bank of America has been a monthly occurrence since May. You'd figure I'd learn by now but you'd be figuring wrong. 11:14 PM Dec 11th from web |
I've set it up so that whenever my bank account goes below a certain amount, my bank emails me, "Stop spending money. You're almost poor." 4:45 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Car brokedown on corner of Bushwick and Metropolitan. Gas station dude particularly unhelpful. Getting towed to Manhattan. 8:07 PM Dec 10th from txt |
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Why "Day Without Gays"? I want "Month Without Frat Boy Douchebags" instead. 8:01 AM Dec 10th from txt |
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Doesn't matter who wins in the battle between Coldplay and Joe Satriani because we all lose when they continue to record boring crap. 5:36 AM Dec 10th from txt |
If I had known it would be this warm, I would've biked to work. 4:11 AM Dec 10th from web |
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