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@worldwidejeb i'm be a good place to start, i reckon. You like boobs, rite? |
i don't want to bang strangers, i want to do YOU. Rite now plyz! |
@styler jpgs plz |
is it creepy of me to want to go and have a wank on a roller coaster now? |
@hadyngreen i think that is entirely possible - now i have a cripple's foot in my lap to teach me humility |
why the fuck was there a mormon at our door at 9pm and why is our alarm going off now? |
dear web: if my plan 4 tonite is to drink until i stop thinking and/or find someone to fuck me hard enough to turn off brain, wot 2 wear? |
wow, throwing a kicking and screaming tantrum into your bed is surprisingly fun except my jaw hurts from biting my pillow |
had fun in the sun at the tiki bar, now time for naps for this twewlth dancing princess b4 party w kowhai |
@dubh you should have been here w @hadyngreen and @epicbeer! |
@hadyngreen we will hold off fire til you arrive then |
@hadyngreen now that you're an award winner w your own bbq, i don't suppose we could get you to man the tiki shack's? Or will @badtom have 2 |
It's sunny so I declare that today the Tiki Bar is open to anyone who wants to stop by for a drink |
just woke up heart pounding from nitemare that mall security guard tried to get me commited to mental institute |
wishing i had a companion to lie in my bed w me and judge c4u vid picks w. And maybe cuddle. Any volunteers? |
headless chickens top 10 on c4 reminds me of tokyo, brenda walsh's jeans and mixtape i made for English Mark, teasing his age. Yo EM, holla! |
I left the jar of jellybeans on the bench with a note saying "please eat me out". Is that inappropriate? Also: I <3 Anji & Bambi x a million |
@ratpony all the better to hold onto when I ride him then |
@ratpony I wish I was in bed with you and Simon Amstell. That IS vaguely a euphemism. |
As I return home to yet another parcel of gorgeous-smelling beauty products (www.dollop.co.nz) I am reminded how lucky I am, so yay for me! |
