Fallon on Twitter? Man, he's desperate. Amirite or am I right?
*looks nervous*
*glances at audience*
*breaks character*
*loses respect* about 2 hours ago from Birdhouse |
Next Emmerich movie: Pringles creates bacon flavored chips which are vegetarian, Earth floods. Don't mess with nature. Fin. (Saved you $10) about 11 hours ago from Birdhouse |
Who queued this bad cover of Ring Of Fire for the Tech Talk? "It burwm buwms burwms dat wing of fiwre". Oh, shit is this under NDA? 8:26 AM yesterday from twitterrific |
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Figures I fill up *after* I cross into Washington. Where the hell is the guy who fills up tank for me? Oh 4:16 PM Dec 8th from Birdhouse |
Guess who is proud of his wife who used the term "hobo vagina" correctly *and* in a sentence. Ok, ok, I'll tell you. Me!!!!!! 11:06 PM Dec 7th from Birdhouse |
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A sample: "Would it in anyway be possible, even if a little, to rename QuickPwn to PwnAppleExpress?" What the hell? 9:37 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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Looks like the latest Internet Purge has moved on from useful services like Sandy and Stikkit to websites like Pownce. 2:53 PM Dec 2nd from Birdhouse |
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Helvetica documentary with brother & parents. Each with glasses, iPhone, and a strong opinion of the typeface. Give it up for the Hunts! 11:55 PM Nov 27th from Birdhouse |
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"Pass the two buck chuck, please." "Ha, Chuck like the TV show?" "No. Not at all." Showing off how cultured I am to my family. 5:07 PM Nov 27th from Birdhouse |
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Seriously, in this episode, a guy gets his balls cut off, then he is set on fire. "Considered especially heinous" is all they can say? 1:44 AM Nov 27th from Birdhouse |