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@jaquith may need to hit CMD+Y to enable proofing - produces more accurate results in my experience.
My bright idea of spiking my mom's drink was a horrible mistake.
Yep, time to start numbing reality with rum.
Visa fraud: "was your card used at a London coffee shop?" What? No! "Crap, wait, sorry, I meant London -copy- shop." Oh, yes, proceed.
You're following @THE_REAL_SHAQ, right? Right!? I don't know how I lived my life before his tweet-sized morsels of wisdom.
I'm writing resignation letters to design clients I'm no longer able to support. DM me if you wanna absorb a handful of rails apps/customers
I've had lots of artists reinterpret my work in their own pieces, but this is my favourite right now: http://tinyurl.com/58f4xj
Just got a bunch of calls telling me I made it into the PBS documentary on Queen Elizabeth II. My first time in HD!
At the mall; some guy just stopped me and asked if I knew where the jewelry store named "Kiosk" is located. Needed some studs for his ears.
@jaquith I had a dream this morning that some discrepancy had been identified and a preliminary recount was leaning towards McCain.
@coreyann please stop falling apart. I will send some superglue if necessary.
Jesus. Let's get started. Where do I sign up?
"president-elect." wow.
Oh, Virginia. :)
Meyera has been mayor of Virginia Beach for TWENTY YEARS. For good or ill, Change appears to be dawning over the local horizon as well.
Dear my fellow Hampton Roads residents: I expect you to win this election for Obama. Don't let me down. No pressure.
This year's end of daylight savings felt like a mulligan from heaven.
Went to bed @ 8pm tonight. Normally go to bed @ 4am. Now its 1am and I dont know wtf to do. Impromptu beerpong in the lobby sounds promising
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