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my boyfriend is partying it up backstage with rock stars and hot groupies, and i'm at home on the sofa dealing with ui bugs. cry. 9:21 PM Dec 11th from web |
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i just compared designers to joeys - the blind, furless, miniature kangaroo newborns who live in their mothers' pouches. seemed apropos. 5:45 PM Dec 11th from web |
if you rate questions on change.gov, the choices are yes, no, and "meh..." that is awesome. 8:50 PM Dec 10th from web |
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waking to the woody show. pro: no temptation to lie in bed to hear what's next. con: getting "love hurts" stuck in your head. urgh. 9:16 AM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
i wore my chola hoops and mcqueen-inspired skull scarf to the office holiday party, even though the holiday was not dia de los muertos. 9:57 PM Dec 9th from web |
i gave my coworkers a pop quiz today and now understand the sadistic pleasure some teachers derive from their work. 1:57 PM Dec 8th from web |
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"i'm going to chop your ass up into little pieces, grill it up, and eat it." seriously folks, feel the love. 1:48 AM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
lying in bed, my boyfriend tonight was talking about chopping me up with a machete. does this seem like a problem to anyone? 1:45 AM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
like george costanza with grapefruit in his eye, some people's winkie emoticons seem misplaced. WHY ARE YOU WINKING AT ME?! 11:35 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
just saw an old broad in a cub scout hat. sign of senility, practical headwear choice, or ironic ashton kutcher-inspired fashion statement? 10:29 AM Dec 4th from web |
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