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Networking with birdwatchers is real tweeting. I hope they don't peck my eyes out.
Funny Cartoon! RT@dcagle No! No! The reindeers can't go green! http://tinyurl.com/5v3baj
@Borat - Miracle report! Image of Jesus Christ found on a used condom. Church names it Jizzuz.
@AnalogueMan - I'm older than you. Let's leg wrestle so I can win.
Alert! Bush makes Q4 earnings reports illegal. "If we don't know, jobs will be saved" Year end reports are also a crime, ending bail outs.
@AnalogueMan wtf=what the F%#@, rt = retweet or reposting a tweet, and oh=expression of comprehension. Late bloomers are divine - i love u
Woke up in a panic - thought I was back with XM - I missed an FCC update and 745 store visits. Thanks recession no more rushing. Now what?
Legal battle over foreskin? http://www.google.com/hoste...
I can reclaim my side of the bathroom vanity if he grows a beard. Right? Or, do I have to grow the beard? Winter makes everyone grow beards.
A truly skilled message: RT @weirdnews Surgery Performed, in 160 Characters or Less http://is.gd/aKyh
Warm Wishes to that XM Maverick at Tribune - Abrams it's not your fault, is it? http://gawker.com/5100395/d...
@GailSimone Jordon's struggle with Parallax hails rebirth - Green Lantern: Rebirth
In memory of Mike Kreffel, I've grown a set of sarcastic wings. I will soar high in the clouds of weird humor.
The ad for Christmas Peeps frightens me. Marshmellow snowmen floating in hot cocoa - I'll have nightmares, not visions of sugarplum fairies
@mattbacak - What color? @perrybelcher Why do you call it commando? Special forces for your special purpose?
@BeaucoupKevin - Prince Valiant's Arthurian Bad Hair Adventures
@donlemoncnn - Touchmarkcorp is going to hire him to be an insurance agent? Will the billboard man accept? What about an Insurance license?
@acowboyswife - The boots are nice, where's the matching hat?
@acowboyswife - Faux leather makes me look like Elvis, I'm sure you'll look divine
When twitter screws up - it must be my fault. Bad weather patterns, my fault as well. I'm sorry - it's all about me.
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