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Management tip on writing reviews: if you have everyone write a self evaluation first, you can just put your name on it & submit. Done! |
Moment of weird timing: corporate just sent a broadcast email warning about workplace relationships. Trying not to be paranoid. |
Watching the 40 Year Old Virgin to get Halloween costume tips. |
Go Phillies! |
No idea what set Jan off, but her stroller is DESTROYED! |
Confession time: just stole a drink of the best apple juice I've ever had in my life from a 2 liter bottle on Dwight's desk. |
Sitting in a sales meeting; trying not to crack a smile everytime someone mentions how many "units" we've sold. |
Putting together a mock debate to help educate the team before the election. Stanley will play Obama; Creed will be McCain |
Trying to decide on Halloween costume. It's between weatherman in Ron Burgundy or that guy from the 40 Year Old Virgin. |
New plan. I start handing out bonuses to the team; corporate will be forced to give me a bonus for having so many bonus eligible employees |
Removing all chairs from the office. Everyone will be more productive standing. Think about it: nobody ever says "standing up on the job" |
Corporate called to say I can't require everyone to wear "WWMSD" bracelets. Whatever. |
Starting my new corporate culture improvement program, entitled. "What Would Michael Scott Do?" |
IT people are weird. Why does the guy installing my new computer keep telling me that it doesn't have a cup holder? |
Just took delivery on espresso machine that I ordered for Pam in honor of Assistant's Day. You're welcome. |
Watching "Shawshank Redemption" to try to pick up tips for Ryan. |
Can't wait to be a Daddy. Thinking of buying a high definition camera to film the birth. |
Feel really sorry for Ryan...his allergies must be really be bad. He's constantly sniffling and running to the bathroom. |
Going to be doing my best karoke version of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" to inspire the sales team. |
Making a sales call to a company named Adobe. Apparently they have a product that is very similar to my "electronic paper" idea. |
