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@jude Actually, no. They changed the law in Iowa. If you get it renewed within the year, you don't have to take the test! HA!
@logosmonkey It's got wheels and a zero-point axis! Also, mesh pockets for easy TSA violations of privacy!
Going to get my drivers license renewed. Only a year expired!
I don't like looking at photos of old high school classmates on Facebook. My first thought is always "They look so old!" Then I feel old.
I just bought a $320 Samsonite suitcase for $102. I will never need another suitcase ever again.
Wow. It's 9:30 already? This day is going by fast!
@uglyhill Either way, you'd still be hungry again 15 minutes later.
I had a dream that I stayed up until 4 in the morning. That's fucked up. I only stayed up until 1:30!
@mindfaucet Ooo! Looking forward to it! When do you think it will be done? Should I hold off on my relaunch?
If I could make wishes true / I know what I'd wish for you / Another life / Another life for you
Trying to decide if I should continue to listen to Rollins Band to stay motivated or switch to Elliott Smith to wind down for the night?
@boingophile I've seen him perform Spoken Word live I think 7 or 8 times since 1997.
Listening to Rollins Band to kick apathy in the ass.
@boingophile I can't. That dude's hair is distracting.
@bdbdbdbd You're watching The Daily Show, too?
@indigoskynet She was right to not give interviews in her old age. We'll always remember her how she was.
@boingophile Thanks for the compliments. Yeah, I'm going to promote my Twitter account more in the near future.
What is the Twitter equivalent of The Midas Touch? Because I think @jephjacques has it.
@jephjacques No kidding. I wish I had come up with that design! Oh, well. I produced mine first! ;D
@warrenellis Does it have to be Japanese?
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