Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead. 2:09 PM Oct 31st from twhirl |
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists. 2:08 PM Oct 31st from twhirl |
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. 5:12 AM Jul 10th from twhirl |
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 7:57 AM Jun 26th from twhirl |
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it. 12:07 AM Jun 16th from twhirl |
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 6:08 AM Jun 9th from twhirl |
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. 11:44 PM May 26th from twhirl |
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