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Sad correction, kids: I'm told Ms MacRae is deceased. So (1) I got zero shot; and (2) some of you junior Sherlocks need to get laid. Pronto! 3:45 PM Nov 12th from web |
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BTW, just kidding about Meredith MacRae. She's still a beautiful, classy lady. Also, she doesn't read Twitter so I think I still got a shot. 3:04 PM Nov 12th from web |
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Guess who housesat for me while I was in Vegas? Gavin MacLeod, of TV's "Love Boat"! Needless to say, my apartment now smells like dead hobo. 2:08 PM Nov 12th from web |
Kids, a friendly FYI from your Uncle Soupy. Your Twitterrank and fifty cents'll get you a drunken handjob from Meredith McRae. 1:51 PM Nov 12th from web |
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Holy cow what a crazy week! Me, Tim Conway, two juicy cocktail waitresses and a case of Chivas? Nuff said! So what's new in the world, kids? 12:27 PM Nov 6th from web |
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Saw McCain on TV last night. I ain't seen a face like that since I woke up next to Jack Elam after a five-day bender at the Stardust. Yow! 9:46 AM Sep 26th from web |
You kids don't know hard times. In '49 when I started at WKRC, I was so poor I had to make soup out of Glenn Ryle's used dress socks. Salty! 9:33 AM Sep 22nd from web |
Joining me at Tao: my gal pal Shylah, who'll flash her bazoombas at the crowd, then scream "What the fuck you looking at, bitch?" Big laffs! 6:52 PM Aug 11th from twhirl |
Kids, don't miss my exciting show at Tao in Vegas Friday. I'll be out front telling the punk kid bouncer I'm SOUPY FUCKING SALES GOD DAMMIT. 3:46 PM Aug 11th from twhirl |
Sure, she's no Loni Anderson, but if you've never shtupped Charlotte Rae in an airplane john, you got nothin' to say... 2:02 PM Jul 26th from twhirl |
What's with these wacky reefer pictures they're making now? I want to see a bunch of goofballs making retarded jokes, I got Twitter. 12:53 PM Jul 26th from twhirl |
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