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nick Okay, you can fuck me. But seriously, the horse I rode in on? You perv. 11:58 PM Nov 9th from web

7au $3.40 in nickels. I like a ticket machine with a sense of humor. 12:44 PM Nov 1st from txt

bs Can't sleep. Woke up dreaming about textareas. 12:37 AM Oct 28th from web

7au Favorite nom-de-internet of the moment: Sir Dr Awesome. That's a name you take, not earn, because no one's giving it out. 9:47 PM Oct 20th from web

LizDunn opening an etrade account! gonna make money from THIS crash. 11:36 AM Oct 13th from web

Jill I think I met someone tonight who worked for martha stewart and whose title was "vice president of christmas." 9:20 PM May 14th from web

7au No glaucoma! I forgot why they had me tested: Apparently, one of my optic nerves is huge. HYOOGE. I spy with my left eye FUCKING EVERYTHING! 11:53 AM May 9th from twitterrific

al3x I'm pretty sure that charging $20 for wi-fi internet access in a hotel should be punishable as a war crime. 11:59 AM Jan 8th from twitterrific

MJ why am i awake/ lo! the hubbyman snoreth/ and i'm twittering 4:47 AM Jan 8th from mobile web

7au Noise-canceling headphones in this office are awesome, holy shit. So getting myself a pair. I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA 4:38 PM Jan 7th from web

MJ Happy holidays all! May your tum be full of yum and your heart be full of joy. 11:56 AM Dec 25th, 2007 from web

7au Overheard: "no, I don't think you can take a hit of whippet of off a canister of EZ Cheez." 5:17 PM Dec 24th, 2007 from txt

LizDunn sitting on the couch in full gym gear, totally not going. go, liz, go! 2:51 PM Dec 9th, 2007 from web

seldo There are going to be a lot of embarrassed women at the office on Monday 12:01 AM Dec 9th, 2007 from txt

7au "It's the Land of Sharks." "How can you have a *land* of sharks?" 9:41 PM Dec 8th, 2007 from txt

k "I just want my honeymoon suite so I can have some mad sex with my honey" - @mj, loudly at the front desk 6:07 PM Dec 8th, 2007 from txt

brianoberkirch 2.0 is the current "e-". Nothing ages like yesterday's futurism. 11:14 AM Nov 30th, 2007 from web

7au Oy. Missing Heidi. What is she, my heterosexual lifemate? 9:28 PM Nov 26th, 2007 from web

seldo Oh, I forgot to mention that I genuinely fixed a non-starting car yesterday by tapping the distributor caps. I AM MEGABUTCH, HEAR ME ROAR! 8:56 PM Nov 26th, 2007 from web

LizDunn thinking about social networking. like every other fucking company in the world. sigh. 12:46 PM Nov 26th, 2007 from web

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