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auren --> Why does every fan switch go "Off" "High" "Medium" "Low"? You would think the "Low" would come after the "Off"
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auren --> A person's chance of becoming obese increased by 57% if s/he had a good friend who became obese recently [homophily]
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auren --> Should u be able to sell a kidney to anyone you want?
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auren --> 2055 prediction: China becomes the largest Christian nation
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auren --> Newest fad in Silicon Valley -- taking lots of vitamin B and Omega 3
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auren ... More than half the world's satellites are American (but American dominance is declining fast)
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auren ... Did u know that the avg American gives fourteen times more to charity than the avg person in Italy?
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auren Americans consume more than half of the world's advertising.
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auren unfortunately, most people will choose unhappiness over uncertainty
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auren good reputation systems focus on white-listing people, not black-listing people
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auren My definition of someone who's "famous" is someone who is known by more people than he or she knows of.
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auren overheard woman say: "I want do date an iphone guy but marry a Blackberry guy"
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auren Why won't people wear the same shirt 2 days in a row (even when it's clean) but they wear the same jewelry every day?
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auren been using the same bottle of shampoo for over two years. It might be reproducing.
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auren The GOOD about premier status is more legroom in coach. But the BAD is a greater chance of the middle seat occupied
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auren why does every band do an encore????? I mean ... aren't we hip to that game by now?
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auren Canada is a middle ground between the U.S. and Europe. it has many of the best of both worlds. (too bad it's so cold)
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auren The biggest problem the world faces is people who outsource the majority of their thinking to others
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auren is it ok for a doctor to give u temp amnesia if u overheard something terrifying that causes stress b4 an operation?
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auren 3 yrs ago we got a computer for my mom. She asked "why aren't the keys in alphabetical order?"
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