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The Red Bull is Fail Whale. |
All this talk about work. Excited about getting back in the swing--Friday feels like an eternity ago! |
What a whirlwind of a weekend. Is it over? I'm starved, off to dinner. |
OMG, how long have we been in this car?! I need a vacation from my vacation. SHE: your life IS a vacation. ME: hardly, darling! |
Now we are playing Ive Never. It sucks! Cant we play I Always? |
OMG, I fell asleep, LOL. |
HE: Imna call you Tweety now. Youd probably tweet your own death. SHE: like, OMG, guys! Im dying! WE: LOL. |
Teaching @peroxidevixen and her beau sexy phrases in different languages. |
ME: Id do Eminem! Oh, baby, tie me up and shove me in the trunk! Mmm! HE: GIRL! YOU! ARE! WEIRD! |
Playing Marry Fuck Kill. You get three celebs to choose from, I got David Bowie, Pierce Brosnan and Justin Timberlake. Guess their fates? |
I like ordering Americanos at coffee shops. @peroxidevixen sings American Boy to me. ME: boy? No thanks. You can keep those. |
SHE: how many sugars do you want in the coffee? ME: eighteen. HE: girl, really?! You one freaky little girl. |
Found Whiskey Pete! Getting @peroxidevixen some McDonalds. Ew! Im on a hunger strike. Gimme coffee or gimme death! |
Utah? Where the hell are we? Wheres Pinkberry? Want: pomegranate froyo with strawberries and mango... |
Lost on freeways, looking for breakfast. They keep asking me where to go. Dont I know Vegas? Baby, I dont drive, Im driven. |
Im always paranoid about DMing from txt, thinking Im gonna broadcast some gory detail! |
Just woke up, feel like I was hit by a cab last night. I can actually say that because I have been hit by a cab. The next days the worst. |
Shooting pictures of @peroxidevixen in the tub. Life is always improved by the vision of a sexy, naked woman. |
SHE: we shoulda stayed at your place in Arizona. ME: dont we say that every time we come to Las Vegas? LOL! |
Home free but NO INTERNET. Thats it: fuck you, Las Vegas. |
