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I'd like to buy an album made up entirely of Miho Hatori swearing for forty-five minutes. |
Every time I type in "wikipedia.com" and it switches to "wikipedia.org," I feel like I'm being reprimanded. |
I'm finding this handy: http://www.kleimo.com/rando... |
I think I have cartoon mice. There's a perfectly cut-out hole in my baseboard, and my triangular wedge of huge-holed Swiss cheese is gone. |
Looking back through Perry Bible Fellowship, I'm struck by its economy of words. |
8:30 and I finally feel awake. N.B. I am not normally a night person. |
@AmbrosiaVoyeur Cute! Maine Coony! |
@badhedgehog Awkwardly and inefficiently, apparently. |
@thenoshow Oh, we've got one of those, and you're right. Great for zest, ginger, and certain cheeses. |
Oh, Jesus. It took me this long to realize you slice down on the OUT STROKE, not the in stroke. This revolutionizes my knife technique. |
My friend Linda sent me this, apropos of Muppet sexuality: http://tinyurl.com/yr2s6p |
I suppose the quality of cunnilingus from The Count would depend on whether he decided to count licks or orgasms. |
I don't imagine Cookie Monster would be good at cunnilingus, but I am not worldly in such matters. |
A thing I got to say today: "Thanks for cleaning up my blood, sweetie." |
Saw Twilight. A pleasant melange of treacle and mascara. |
@indigokelleigh That is precisely the response I was looking for. |
My latest video is up at http://tinyurl.com/56ubnc |
Just woke up. Also, just realized that "RoboRally" can also be read as "RobOrally." |
@superhappy But it already has enough assholes. |
Second Thanksgiving was delicious. |
