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Maer would never let me write about Jonah Goldberg at Radar; he's friends with his mom. Jonah Goldberg is stupid and dumb! And evil! 7:25 PM Dec 3rd from txt |
Does anyone need two thoughtful, attentive, adorable, gift-bringing houseguests in Miami? DO HAZ SEASONAL AFFECTIVE PROBLEM ONSET. 1:17 PM Dec 3rd from web |
And I dream-thought: Emily is going to piss herself laughing when she reads this on my Twitter. And now I am awake. 3:11 AM Dec 3rd from txt |
Dream: I was on Castro St. A rather slack kid was staring at the theatre. He said: "What is 'Superman'?" 3:08 AM Dec 3rd from txt |
Ed Koch wears white socks with his suits. Also naps at will. File under AWKWARD GREEN ROOM MOMENTS. 8:55 AM Dec 2nd from txt |
In MSNBC green room, prepping for 90 seconds of Britney bday celebration. Am like @anamariecox but less pretty/smart/substantial! 8:07 AM Dec 2nd from txt |
Wow, I showered and it's still daylight even! Maybe I have been depressed. Maybe I am a cliched unemployed man. Maybe I need a Wii now. 10:51 AM Dec 1st from web |
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Yay, it's the first morning of icy frozen hail-sleet! Everyone outside right now! Whee! 5:12 AM Nov 30th from txt |
Met a hilarious girl on 3rd floor of ABC Carpet last night. Me: "Where do you work?" Her: "Uh, hmm, I don't work." Me: "OMG me too now!" 7:09 AM Nov 29th from web |
Number of cars street-parked in the East village in last 24 hours with newly smashed windows: 3. 6:30 AM Nov 29th from txt |
Mom's gone home. Now I'm bored! Resisting the urge to buy an xbox. Instead, maybe transforming the office into a painting studio? Dunno why! 1:45 PM Nov 28th from web |
Craft Thanksgiving: three starters, half a turkey, one giant steak, six sides, five deserts. All crammed into 2.5 hours. Nearly killed me. 6:47 AM Nov 28th from web |
Al Qaeda wants to "cripple Amtrak's Northeast corridor"? They're like 15 years too late. What's next? They're going to make Greyhound suck? 8:28 AM Nov 27th from web |
Gayest movie crowd EVER. (Yes you know where I am and what I'm seeing.) 5:16 PM Nov 26th from txt |
The only thing I've ever learned: just keep 'em on the phone forever. NEVER, EVER HANG UP. Sooner or later, they give you something good. 12:22 PM Nov 26th from web |
I really might devote the rest of my day to picketing Vikram Bandit's mansion. Despicable corporate welfare. 7:27 AM Nov 24th from txt |
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Epicurious: "We're sorry, we did not find any food recipe results for: pie." WTF ARE YOU BROKEN? 8:17 AM Nov 22nd from web |