Dunstan’s Favorites Maggie Since the election, I have an almost uncontrollable urge to high-five every black man I pass on the street. 3:46 PM Nov 6th from web mai_b "no bicycles in the bathroom! bicycles don't have vaginas or butts!" 11:21 AM Nov 2nd from twitterrific phillygirl Only way I can tell my navy from black pants is the button positioning. Not to be all conspiracy-theorist, but the color navy - are we sure? 8:47 AM Oct 7th from web biz my three single friends get frequently distracted—a split second switch from mid conversation to animal instinct 10:16 AM Oct 5th from web brianoberkirch OH: your mama's on zooomr. 12:52 PM Sep 9th from txt AmyJane Jonas just asked me, in an exasperated voice, "Did you pick up my dry cleaning?" I don't know what to say to that, but he seems PISSED. 11:11 AM Sep 5th from web phillygirl Received Days of the Week flour sacks as a gift. So I can keep my flour separate. According to the day. At last my long nightmare is over. 4:59 PM Sep 2nd from web matthewbaldwin Biking up that hill on the way home from work in 90° heat sucked balls. And not in a good way, like where it's my balls getting sucked. 6:25 PM Aug 5th from web Mike_FTW If there are any Kenyan Twitterers listening; I'm interested in one of those Lakers 2008 NBA Campions t-shirts you're about to get boxes of. 9:02 PM Jun 17th from web tj Just saw a car on a TV show go over the embankment and NOT explode. Oh come on, like that ever happens. 7:36 PM Jun 17th from twitterrific cleversimon In theory, the odds of me plugging in a USB cord upside-down are 50-50. In practice? One hundred fucking percent. 11:28 PM May 26th from twitterrific phillygirl As I pour my 2nd glass of wine I notice the neighbors have rented a bulldozer. It's outside. Unattended. 8:19 PM May 20th from txt Sundry I'm thinking if you're old enough to tell me to change your diaper, you're old enough to crap somewhere other than your own pants. 8:21 PM May 16th from web AmyJane We've been married too long: I went into John's office to give him a package. I was topless (of course!). He squealed, "OOOOOOOH, JETPENS!" 9:04 AM May 2nd from web hotdogsladies "Excellence is a Balloon we inflate with Value whenever we Dare a Dream of Teamwork. Also, Golf." 2:20 PM Feb 24th from web DarksideHalo @dunstan: Your feet have a very sexy skeletal structure. Rar. 8:33 PM Feb 13th from web in reply to dunstan AmyJane Doctor asked me what I use for birth control. I should have told her that my husband takes photos of bad quotation marks. That's all I need. 9:02 AM Jan 28th from web BreakingNewsOn The Las Vegas Gambling Board says gambling actually continued while the rest of the Monte Carlo was partly on fire and in evacuation. 12:49 PM Jan 25th from web AmyJane Me: "If you hit me, then there will be no movies tonight." Jonas: "Then I will hit you tomorrow." Little bastard. 4:37 PM Jan 17th from web Next »

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