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Me: "There's a new birth control pill called Yaz?" Wife: "Well, now we know what they were doing upstairs at Eric's." |
@crispycracka My god, you couldn't have screwed up that joke up worse. It's: "Two NUTS were walking down the street, and one was a salted." |
Hopefully the "major character is replaced by a black man" thing will last longer for America than it did for Iron Man or Green Lantern. |
Just saw a woman talking on two cell phones simultaneously while driving, one in her left hand, the other . #notajoke #whenobamaispresident |
@mriggen merriam-webster.com |
Nov. 7, 2008: President-Elect Barack Obama appoints Sarah Palin as Treasury secretary. His master, Eris, is pleased. |
Ever have one of those days where you are incessantly hungry? If not, you are welcome to mine. |
@Sundry Well, I'm about to savage it on my site. Let me know if you want to write a rebuttal. We can do point / counter-point. |
@Sundry Hey Linda, did you (somehow) actually enjoy the book "Twilight"? |
Me: Who's the president?
Son (4): Obama!
Me: And who's the vice-president?
Son: A pumpkin!
OCTOBER SURPRISE!! |
Just removed a bunch of political sites from my RSS reader. I feel like I've lost 60 lbs. |
@brittneyg Pfff, I'm all that too. Well, except for the penultimate. |
"What were you doing when Obama was elected, Grandpa?" "Loudly booing whenever he was mentioned during McCain gracious concession speech." |
Please return to your voting station to receive your new sticker. http://flickr.com/photos/ma... |
Religious right cheat-sheet: Prop 8 passed because God wanted it that way, but Obama won the presidency because He is testing us. |
This is why Kevin Drum is my favorite political blogger: http://tinyurl.com/5h5tte |
Okay, going to bed. Wake me on January 20th. |
The Onion: "Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job" http://tinyurl.com/5k6p38 |
REPEAL THE 22ND AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!! |
In three minutes the West coast polls close, at which point they will call it for O. Uncork the campaign now. |
