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Jami Reyes
JamiMiami @PopDaddy "unmentionables" now dear, you know I have none of those
Sookie Stackhouse
SookieBonTemps @TheMia I love my brother, but that boy is a HO.
katethegreat
kate_the_great @preppydude all the cool kids in HS now have 5 kids & work at wal mart. now *i* feel like the cool kid!
Paul W. Swansen
paulswansen @PreppyDude Pushing through the gauntlet of limpwristed handshakes And empty cotillion air kisses.
Jeff Smith
BobbiDigital @PreppyDude if it makes you feel better, one time I sprayed "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" on myself thinking it was my cologne bottle.
Rebecca Hadley
ThursdayGirl @Kymberlie I love to eat bacon when I'm watching porn. They're just made for each other. Something to consider with your super power wishes
Gary C.
AminoSC @PreppyDude Just try to keep the heating pad away from your butthole and you'll be OK. :)
Lucretia M. Pruitt
GeekMommy @nichelady - you can totally fix ignorant, it's stupidity that's the lifelong condition! ;)
Debra Drummond
MichiganMoves Obama on his dog choice: A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me
tracy apps
tapps just bought power tools from woot.com ... i feel gayer now :-P
Wired Pig - كافر
WiredPig @TeeMonster your not a real twitter user until youve been blocked.
Kymberlie R. McGuire
Kymberlie It's amazing how Ambien can make things like piles of bedding seem to be moving into shapes. That looks like an armadillo eating something.
Seth Eagelfeld
Obstructionist That being said, if Sarah is a "voracious reader", I'm an avid hunter.
C a t e
WickedStepmom @PreppyDude It's fun to dress up the girls. ;)
Julissa
JuliRocks "Smell Yo Dick" is an actual song? Really? REALLY? REALLY? My brain just exploded, excuse me while I pick up the pieces.
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