The makers of Old Milwaukee gave up on refining it's taste once they realized Milwaukee will always taste like old cheese mixed with regret. about 9 hours ago from web |
Office holiday party tonight is at local zoo's jungle. Resisting the urge to don a moustache, monocle & a slouch hat while shouting "Bully!" 1:41 PM Dec 6th from web |
Dear FX,
While my kids & I enjoyed your showing of Daddy Day Care, we probably could've done without the Plan B Emergency Contraceptive ads. 9:04 AM Dec 6th from web |
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The White House transition team is accepting suggestions on what to do with Bush's vast collection of "Dorf on Golf" VHS tapes. 7:09 AM Dec 6th from web |
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Tomorrow marks the 12th consecutive year I've successfully used jedi mind tricks to avoid Lincoln's star city parade. Here's to 12 more yrs. 8:01 PM Dec 5th from twhirl |
The Las Vegas Tourism Authority must pleased with OJ's conviction, as he proves their maxim "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". 4:59 PM Dec 5th from web |
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Pancreatic cancer better watch out because nobody puts Swayze in a corner. 6:42 AM Dec 5th from web |
Cause of death listed on the trampled Wal*Mart employee's death certificate? Low prices.
Still to soon? 6:40 PM Dec 4th from web |
After listening to @YLNT, I think all the bourgeoisie talk, vis-à-vis obscure literary references, is to determine who has the biggest Kafka... 6:22 PM Dec 4th from twhirl |
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That's it, I'm buying a lottery ticket. If I win, I'm opening 'My Pants'. Consider this your official invite. 12:09 PM Dec 4th from twhirl |