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@lemonodor [shouts] "BOURBON!" [whispers] "vermouth." That help? If not, keep trying & drinking; soon you won't care about perfect ratio.
@TradingGoddess Wait! What??? Not Barack? That was just a lowly staffer (or worse, an auto-bot) twittering about endless online rallies?
@seanbonner Now I want a Wii Fit. And a girlfriend.
@seattleorganize re: naked Barbies. Are you familiar with Graham Norton? Here's what he does with them. http://tinyurl.com/6bd2rk
ReTweet @MissRFTC: Look! It's @MykalBurns & Trulee at SantaCon: http://tinyurl.com/5rjwhb
@MissRFTC Wow, cool! Thanks! That CuriousJosh must be a helluva a photographer. He even made me look good, and usually I hate photos of me.
Gov. Blagojevich may still get to appoint IL senator? It's not too late! Uh, where do I submit my offer?
@simonloveaffair If you have log-cabin republicans that's a huge case for people being born **republican** over making a conscious decision.
Anyone care to join me for living legend Etta James @ Club Nokia (dwntwn L.A.) on Saturday? She's fantastic live. http://tinyurl.com/63zjgh
LA Film Critics give Best Picture 2008 to "Wall-E" over 2nd place "Dark Knight?" Are you f'ing kidding me???
@NikolHasler Why the extra six hours? Are there warrants in Ohio?
@MissRFTC Hey! You're famous(er). Nice shot in the Times.
After proclaiming internet celebrity because followers>following, I've lost two followers in the last 24hrs. Knocking me off my pedestal?
ReTweeing @TradingGoddess: "I love this $F and $GM ad! lol! http://twitpic.com/rd2j" It's funny because it is, sadly, true.
Outside the Forum trying to find a ticket for AC/DC. Kiss guitarist Tommy Thayer just walked by. Why did he park far away? Next time...limo.
@galindafied Misbehaving in Vegas over New Years? Deal me in!
@galindafied "Frost/Nixon" only screening at the ArcLight in Hollywood. Perhaps for Academy consideration? Don't know when it opens wide.
Wow. "Frost/Nixon" was great, but Frank Langella as Richard Nixon? Brilliant.
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